One of my besties always live-blogs the awards shows and critiques the dresses, but since she’s on the West Coast right now, and is at an event, I missed out on her comedic take on things.
I thought I’d run through some of the good and bad dresses at the Golden Globes, starting with the woman whose golden globes were just a little too exposed. I was terribly concerned that the double-sided tape would choose the wrong moment to unstick itself. Not to mention that the fabric wasn’t terribly attractive and there was just too much of it following her around.
What is wrong with this woman? Lena Dunham is great friends with Zak Posen, but his dresses never work for her. The waistline on this dress needs some serious work. Is the fabric too stiff? Is the cut just wrong? It could have been a gorgeous dress.
I love that Lana Del Ray decided to channel Priscilla Presley, circa 1964! So mid-century modern!
Last but not least, this train wreck! It’s Tiziana Rocca (who???) and there’s an awful lot going on with this dress. Any one of the myriad elements would have been enough, but added together, they’re just too much.
Which dress did you like the most? The least?