July 18, 2013

Where’s that Baby?

Even the Queen is getting a bit tired of waiting around for the birth of the future heir to the throne of the UK and all possessions still in its possession. She’s getting ready to go on holiday and doesn’t want to come jetting back for the birth of her great-grandchild.

imageFortunately, you don’t have to wait, you just have to click this link, print it out. Then, post delivery, just like royal gynecologist Dr. Marcus Setchell, all you will need is a pair of scissors and you can have your own royal baby (and parents!).imageThey don’t call that poor girl Waity-Katie for nothing.


  1. Too cute, what will they think of next!?

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  2. Somehow I don't think the Queen will return to London to see the new baby if she has already departed for her Scottish holiday at Balmoral. It seems more likely that the baby will be an early jet traveller to be presented to its great grandmother in Scotland once mother and child are settled. Or perhaps the baby's not actually due until September, after the annual break in the highlands. It will be a long wait outside the Lindo Wing!

    1. Actually I see the Lindo wing has now been christened the Limbo.

  3. I think columnist is right + the baby will be taken to visit the Queen in Scotland, if he/she(baby) ever gets here + maybe the due date is in Sept. xxpeggybraswelldesign.com

  4. Hilarious! And clever; you've made my day with this post.

  5. Seriously? That's his title? The ROYAL Gynecologist? The only thing funnier on a business card would be The Royal Proctologist...


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