Even the Queen is getting a bit tired of waiting around for the birth of the future heir to the throne of the UK and all possessions still in its possession. She’s getting ready to go on holiday and doesn’t want to come jetting back for the birth of her great-grandchild.
Fortunately, you don’t have to wait, you just have to click this link, print it out. Then, post delivery, just like royal gynecologist Dr. Marcus Setchell, all you will need is a pair of scissors and you can have your own royal baby (and parents!).They don’t call that poor girl Waity-Katie for nothing.