I was reading a blog (sorry, I lost the link), and saw this very funny and no doubt, controversial scale of “class” in America, via our living room contents. It’s from the book “Class” by Paul Fussell. 
In Class, Fussell explodes the sacred American myth of social equality with eagle-eyed irreverence and iconoclastic wit. This bestselling, superbly researched, exquisitely observed guide to the signs, symbols, and customs of the American class system is always outrageously on the mark as Fussell shows us how our status is revealed by everything we do, say, and own. He describes the houses, objects, artifacts, speech, clothing styles, and intellectual proclivities of American classes from the top to the bottom and everybody -- you'll surely recognize yourself -- in between. In the book, Fussell boldly admits "You can outrage people today simply by mentioning social class." (Amazon)
The Living Room Scale. Begin with a base score of 100 and then add or subtract in accordance with what you have or don’t have.
Hardwood floor, add 4
Parquet floor, add 8
Stone floor, add 4
Vinyl floor, subtract 6
Wall-to-wall-carpet, add 2
Working fireplace, add 4
New oriental rug or carpet, subtract 2 (each)
Worn oriental rug or carpet, add 5 (each)
Threadbare rug or carpet, add 8 (each)
Ceiling ten feet high, or higher, add 6
Original paintings by internationally recognized practitioners, add 8 (each)
Original drawings, prints, or lithographs by internationally recognized practitioners, add 5 (each)
Reproductions of any Picasso painting, print or anything, subtract 2 (each)
Original paintings, drawings, or prints by family members, subtract 4 (each)
Windows curtained, rods, and draw cords, add 5
Windows curtained, no rods or draw cord, add 2
Genuine Tiffany lamp, add 3
Reproduction Tiffany lamp, subtract 4
Any work of art depicting cowboys, subtract 3
Transparent plastic covers on furniture, subtract 6
Furniture upholstered with any metallic threads, subtract 3
Cellophane on any lampshade, subtract 4
No ashtrays, subtract 2
Refrigerator, washing machine, or clothes dryer in living room, subtract 6
Motorcycle kept in living room, subtract 10
Periodicals visible, laid out flat:
National Enquirer, subtract 6
Popular Mechanics, subtract 5
Reader’s Digest, subtract 3
National geographic, subtract 2
Smithsonian, subtract 1
Scientific American, subtract 1
New Yorker, add 1
Town and Country, add 2
New York Review of Books add 5
Times Literary Supplement (London), add 5
Paris Match, add 6
Hudson Review, add 8
Each family photograph (black-and-white), subtract 2
Each family photograph (color), subtract 3
Each family photograph (black-and-white or color) in sterling-silver frame, add 3
Potted citrus tree with midget fruit growing, add 8
Potted palm tree, add 5
Bowling-ball-carrier, subtract 6
Fishbowl or aquarium, subtract 4
Fringe on any upholstered furniture, subtract 4
Identifiable Naugahyde aping anything customarily made of leather, subtract 3
Any item exhibiting words in an ancient or modern foreign language, add 7
Wooden venetian blinds, subtract 2
Tabletop obelisk of marble, glass, etc., add 9
No periodicals visible, subtract 5
Fewer than five pictures on walls, subtract 5
Each piece of furniture over 50 years old, add 2
Bookcase(s) full of books, add 7
Any leather bindings more than 75 years old, add 6
Bookcases(s) partially full of books, add 5
Overflow books stacked on floor, chairs, etc., add 6
Hutch bookcase ("wall system") displaying plates, pots, porcelain figurines, etc., but no books, subtract 4
Wall unit with built-in TV, stereo, etc., subtract 4
On coffee table, container of matchbooks from funny or anomalous places, add 1
Works of sculpture (original, and not made by householder or any family member), add 4 (each)
Works of sculpture made by householder or any family member, subtract 5 (each)
Each framed certificate, diploma, or testimonial, subtract 2
Each "laminated" ditto, subtract 3
Each item with a ‘tortoiseshell’ finish, if only made of Formica, add 1
Each “Eames chair”, subtract 2
Anything displaying the name or initials of anyone in the household, subtract 4
Curved moldings visible anywhere in the room, add 5
Scoring:
245 and above: upper class
185 to 245: upper middle class
100 to 185: middle class
50 to 100: higher proletariat
Below 50: lower proletariat
Damn… it was the motorcycle in my living room that killed my score!
