Friday, 31 July 2009

Maira Kalman & Benjamin Franklin

The July installment of Maira Kalman's illustrations and words is up on the New York Times' website, here. It's all about Ben Franklin, who is nearly as interesting as Thomas Jefferson. Did you know that Franklin patented a type of peach? And the bobby pin (kirby grip)? And the odometer?
Now you do!

Thursday, 30 July 2009

Happy 280th Birthday, Baltimore

Commenter Gail reminded me that today’s Baltimore’s 280th birthday. The city was founded in 1729 and is named after Lord Baltimore who was the first Governor of the State of Maryland. baltimore 5 copy

Soon after that, my family arrived and gave birth to the first white child born in Baltimore. I am the 12th generation of my family to live in this city.Poes Grave

As I’ve said before, Baltimore gets a bad rap, mostly as a result of The Wire, a HBO show filmed here, which explored the drug culture of the city. But I’ve also said that The Wire only represents a small portion of the city.Evergreen 003

I’ve worked hard to show you a lot of the good things about Baltimore including the beautiful architecture, the vibrant cultural life, the great restaurants (oh, that’s my food blog), the 300 years of history surrounding us, the great people and much more. Constellation 089

Like any city of its size and age, Baltimore has some problems, but there are so many good things about the city that I try to celebrate in my posts.Picture 230Baltimore is one of those places that just sucks you back. I am still friends with people whom I’ve known since I was a child, and there’s a short-hand here natives know by heart. There’s a family history here that assures me that I belong here. I will probably move back to England one day (the other half of my family is there and I am first generation on that side), but for now, Baltimore’s home.11-15 007Happy Birthday, Baltimore, and many many more!

Abso-lulu

My brother's dog is called Lulu and his two-year old son says abso-lulu, instead of absolutely. We think it's pretty funny. Here's what I think is just pretty: The Life is a Bed of Roses bed linens by Lulu Guinness. I love the bedroom, too!Abso-lulu!

Wednesday, 29 July 2009

July 29, 1981

What did you do on the morning of July 29, 1981? If you were like me and a lot of my friends, you got up before the crack of dawn and turned on the television to watch the wedding of the century. Charles and Diana. Prince and Princess.
It took Diana nearly three-and-a-half minutes to walk up the aisle of St. Paul's Cathedral in London. The train on her dress was 25 feet long.
Interestingly, 13-year old India Hicks was one of the bridesmaids at the wedding. You can see her in the back.
What is your memory of this day?

Tuesday, 28 July 2009

Jackie's 80th

I read on New York Social Diary that today's Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis' 80th birthday.
It's hard to believe she would have been that old. She and Jack remain, in many people's minds, forever young.

Monday, 27 July 2009

The Kilpeck Church

One of the places I like most of anywhere I’ve been is the tiny Kilpeck Church in Herefordshire, England. I was looking for a picture and came across some of my old photographs of this church.Kilpeck churchThe earliest reference to this church is from 650 AD, but the current church was built around 1140 AD. It is still used as a village church and is correctly called the Parish Church of St Mary and St David in Kilpeck. kilpeck It sits on the Welsh borders, close to the Severn and Wye Rivers. The church is tiny, not holding more than a few dozen people, but it is still used on a rotating basis with several of the other local churches.       kilpeck2

The most extraordinary thing about this church are the 89 carved corbels below the roofline. kilpeck12 Although some are missing, the ones that remain are just incredible. kilpeck8 They are carved from red sandstone, which is not a hard-wearing material, but over nearly 1000 years, they’ve acquired a shell that protects them from the elements.  He looks like something Picasso might have sketched, doesn’t he?kilpeck9 This is a ram’s head.kilpeck7The carvings are very detailed, especially considering how old they are and the tools which were used to carve them. kilpeck5Just the logistics of figuring this design makes my head spin!kilpeck6Of all of the carvings, this one is the one that stole my heart! It’s almost contemporary in its style, something out of a comic book!kilpeck10 Here’s another view:kilpeck11That I am getting such joy out of something that was carved so long ago, by some unknown craftsman, fills me with wonder. Time marches on.

Sunday, 26 July 2009

Steel Windows

Two of the other bloggers, Architect Design and Things That Inspire have written recently about steel windows, so this morning at breakfast I noticed the building across the street had steel windows.7-26 001This is actually an old building on the 200+ year old campus of the University of Maryland’s professional schools. The have retained the original façade on the first two levels and then added a parking garage above it, which you can see in the upper right of the image above. This is sort of the opposite of what usually happens: the street level changes, but the upper floors stay the same.7-26 002

I love the Palladian-style arches with the pebbled glass, the basket-weave brickwork and the details on this building.

Saturday, 25 July 2009

Julie & Julia

I am so excited to see the upcoming movie, Julie & Julia. I think that Meryl Streep will do a brilliant job as Julia Child and it will be fun to see how the movie imagines France in the late 1940’s. j&j3I read the book, Julie & Julia, which was based on the blog, the Julie/Julia Project. You probably know the story by now: Julie Powell takes on the task of making each of the recipes in Julia Childs’ book, Mastering the Art of French Cooking, in one year… in her small NYC apartment.j&j2The Julie/Julia Project book is interwoven with My Life in France, Julia Childs’ autobiography, written with her husband’s great-nephew, Alex Prud’homme. j&j

Julie & Julia is the first movie based on a blog. Click here for a preview of the film.

Thursday, 23 July 2009

Kennedy Weddings

I was looking for a book on my shelves the other day, and came across a book I had picked up at Book Thing, called Kennedy Weddings. It’s by Jay Mulvaney, with a foreword by Doris Kearns Goodwin.  The book is mainly photographs and catalogues three generations of the weddings in this famous family, including Jack’s wedding to Jackie. I’ve written a couple of stories about Jackie Kennedy’s wardrobe, here and here.

I had recently found a biography of Kick Kennedy and learned a lot about her marriage to Billy Hartington, the heir to the Devonshire family estate, Chatsworth. They spent their honeymoon at one of the “cottages” on the property.scan0126 They were not married long, as he was killed in WWII and she died in a plane crash a few years later.scan0125The wedding of Jacqueline Bouvier and John Fitzgerald Kennedy took place at the bride’s step-family’s farm in Newport, Rhode Island. scan0128 One of the quotes in the book comes from Caroline Kennedy who said her mother felt like she looked like a lampshade in her wedding dress. The dress was, and may still be, on display at the Kennedy Library in Boston.kw 002It’s hard to think of how the world would be different if JFK had lived. kw 001She looks a little scared here, doesn’t she… Does she know what she’s in for?

Caroline Kennedy married Edwin Schlossberg in 1986 in Massachusetts. Her white silk organza dress was dotted with shamrocks as a tribute to her father. It was designed by Carolina Herrara.scan0130Last, but not least, the wedding of John F. Kennedy, Jr. to Carolyn Bessette in 1996 on Cumberland Island Georgia. Who can forget how beautiful the bride looked as she was leaving the church. It’s been ten years since this couple died in a plane crash… scan0131Such a beautiful but tragic family.

Wednesday, 22 July 2009

My Beautiful Spoons

I’ve been carrying around one of the beautiful spoons I received last week and have been showing it to friends and family. It’s just such a special gift and I am so proud to own them! It is like a talisman of good things, which I’ve needed this week.spoons 004

This evening, when I returned from a little dinner, I pulled the spoon out of my handbag and put it together with a knife and fork from my collection. As you can see, none of the pieces are identical. The hasp, or where the “working part” meets the handle is joined in a different way in each piece. As I look at the 40 or so pieces I have, they all have some variation. spoons 006 My chef friend said that the bowl of the spoon was the perfect size to make a quenelle. I think she’s right!

Tuesday, 21 July 2009

Process or Product?

I love learning new things, whether it is figuring out how to create something special or reading an interesting book. A number of years ago, I read an article on different types of people, and came to a clear realization about myself.7-19 009 Some people are product people and others are process people. Product people love having the finished item to show off. This could be a piece of needlework or an incredible dish that they have cooked. They love getting to the end point and having something to show for their work.7-19 014

Other people are process people. They love figuring out how to do something. They revel in the creative steps involved in making things, but could care less about the finished product. They just know that they learned how to do something new and now they can move on to learning something else.7-19 012

I am a process person. I adore figuring out how to do myriad things like knitting, sailing and cooking. But once I finish with what I've done, I don't care about it anymore. It's the challenge of acquiring a new skill that's the draw to me. Right now, I am making jewelry with the amazing pieces of glass that I've gotten from Housewerks, and which illustrate this post. I am working with a diamond-tipped drill bit to smooth and shape these gorgeous pieces and then am making necklaces from them.7-19 019 Do you know which you are? Are you a process person or a product person? 

PS… Here’s Connor with one of his babies. He’s all tuckered out.7-19

Monday, 20 July 2009

The Georgian Group Awards

As I was browsing the Guardian, I found a small Georgian House for sale in Bath, England, one of the most beautiful cities in the UK. From there, I stumbled upon the Georgian Group Awards, which I’d never heard about.Georgian Group

The Georgian Group was founded in 1937 as a sub-group of the Society for the Preservation of Ancient Buildings, which was founded by William Morris. The group exists to preserve and protect the Georgian buildings in England, Wales and Scotland which were disappearing at an alarming rate. After many years of struggling, by law, any Georgian building (1700s or later) that is being significantly altered or demolished must be reviewed by the Georgian Group. This also includes residences, commercial buildings, monuments and parks.six

The Awards, recognize exemplary conservation and restoration projects and reward those who have shown the vision and commitment to restore Georgian buildings and landscapes. The award categories are Restoration of a Georgian Country House, Restoration of a Georgian building in an urban setting, Reuse of a Georgian building, Restoration of a Georgian Church, Restoration of a Georgian garden or landscape, New building in the Classical tradition and New building in a Georgian context. I used to have meetings at the Georgian Group’s HQ at Six Fitzroy Square (above and below), so it was fun to come across these pictures.six2

Let’s look at some of the past winners, shall we? Belmont House on the Shetland Island of Unst, before (above) and after (below)belmont_after

Blackburn House in Lothian, Scotland, before

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA           and after.blackburn_house_1 Moggerhanger House in Bedfordshire, beforemoggerhanger_b4 and after.moggerhanger_aft

Christ Church in Spitalfields, beforechristchurch-0

and after.christchurch_aft-0Danson House, Bexley, Kent, before danson_beforeand after.danson_afterLast but not least, a house I knew well… Clifton Hill House in Bristol.  clifton_hill_afterFor more information on the Georgian Group’s 2009 Awards, to be held later this year at Christie’s in London, click here. Nicky Haslam will be one of the judges.

Sunday, 19 July 2009

Southsides

My brother chided me for consoling myself with mojitos when my internet was down, instead of throwing back a few Southsides. I should have been guzzling Southsides, because these summer cocktails combine three of my favourite things: mint, lemon and Mt. Gay Rum. 7-18 032 The story of how Southsides were invented has been lost in the mists of history, but the Wall Street Journal gives credence to their origination at the Southside Sportsman’s Club on Long Island in the 1880’s.  There’s some discussion about whether to mix this with gin or rum, but with the mix our family prefers, Mr. Lee’s, Mt. Gay Rum is the drink of choice.

My  mother and I went to Virginia to celebrate some birthdays with my brother, and he had several bottles of Mr. George Lee’s special Southside mix hand-delivered to my mother by Mr. Lee himself, still mixing up batches at the age of 88 or so. mixmaster Mr. Lee was the long-time bartender at the Greenspring Valley Hunt Club and in his retirement, he goes through more than 100 pounds of mint a week to create his own special blend of Southsides, which he recommends mixing with Mt. Gay Rum.

On a hot summer day, regardless of where you are, there’s nothing that quenches your thirst like a cold Southside. 7-18 033 The only recipes I could find on the internet called for gin, but if you Google Southsides, you’ll be able to find a recipe that suits you. Here’s a story NPR did on Southsides a few summers ago and the reporter gives you a recipe.

Friday, 17 July 2009

I’ll Take This… Cottage in France

I saw a piece about a number of houses for sale in some of the more rural parts of France, including Brittany. I loved taking the Eurostar from London to Paris and watching the wonderful country houses flash by. I would take any one of these.

This house has two bedrooms and is a 20-minute drive from the coastal town of Vannes, and 10 minutes from the market town of Malestroit. It’s €117,000 ($164,000) plus notaire’s fees. I love the blue on the shutters! WOW!france1-4500An attractive old farmhouse with outbuildings in Côtes-d’Armor, 20km from the coast. It is on the market at €141,750 ($199,400) plus notaire’s fees. The long French windows are great.france2-4827

This spacious four-bedroom former convent near Puy l’Evêque, on the market for £376,415 ($614,860), would have cost 20% more two years ago. It has its own pool too. Check out the niche with the statue to the right of the front door. Too bad about the cheezy plastic furniture. france3-4998

This two-bedroom house with a small garden may need quite a bit of tender loving renovation, but has had its price cut to €50,020 ($70,529) plus notaire’s fees. It’s located in a small rural hamlet in central Brittany.france6-5373Which is your favourite?

Thursday, 16 July 2009

House in My Head Book Reminder

I know I've distracted you all with ghosts, gorgeous presents and pianos, but if you're interested in being chosen to receive the book "The House in My Head" don't forget to leave a comment before the end of Friday, July 17!

Wednesday, 15 July 2009

The Ghost, Again

I work in a house that was built sometime around 1850. For many years, it was the summer home of a noted Baltimore philanthropist. It then became an orphanage for many years before it finally became offices for the charity where I work.
During these slow summer days, when everyone is taking vacation days, it's very quiet here. Except for the resident ghost, whom I saw again today. He tends to lurk in the second floor conference room, and is very benign. He's usually just a shadow moving across the table, but he's there.
There's so much history in this house, that there is bound to be a ghost or two hanging around. I hope that it's happy.Do you believe in ghosts?

Tuesday, 14 July 2009

My Heart is Bursting

Has anyone done something for you that was so nice, so considerate and so thoughtful, that it just makes your heart burst and brings tears to your eyes? It's a rare thing, but when it happens, it just overwhelming.
That happened to me today when I received a package at the office. I've received two other packages in the past week, one containing Jamie Drake's lovely book from Little Augury, and the other with Mrs. Whaley and Her Charleston Garden from Maxminimus, which, if you're not reading, you must. Both were lovely and generous gifts, and I appreciate them tremendously.

Today's package was from England and it contained a gift that thoughtful beyond words. I collect French Ivory handled knives and forks. I would find a knife here and there, and once I found a fork. When I moved to Wales, I found a lot of knives and forks, but never any spoons.

Former blogger House of Beauty & Culture told me that they didn't make spoons. I found some poor substitutions at Target, but they weren't the right scale to the other pieces I had and their handles were plastic {shudder}.
HOBAC was extremely thoughtful and creative, and had some spoons made for me from the French Ivory handles of some old knives and forks, and European-size table spoons. The detail work is just perfect. They are just gorgeous, and feel amazing in my hand. They are a gift that I will always treasure. Now, and when I am old, I will think fondly of this wonderful man, whom I am privileged enough to call a friend.

Monday, 13 July 2009

Fête Nationale

Aujourd'hui est jour de bastille en France. C’est le jour le Français célèbrent donner l'assaut à de la bastille en 1789. Le premier jour de bastille était un événement énorme de régal et de fonctionnaire pour célébrer le soulèvement de la monarchie constitutionnelle de courte durée en France et quelles personnes ont considéré la conclusion heureuse de la révolution française. L'événement a eu lieu sur le Champ de Mars, alors en dehors de Paris mais maintenant de l'emplacement de Tour Eiffel. L'endroit avait été transformé volontairement par la population de Paris dans ce qui a été rappelé comme brouettes de Journée des brouettes.

Eiffel Tour

Today is Bastille Day in France. It is the day the French celebrate the storming of the Bastille in 1789. The first Bastille Day was a huge feast and official event to celebrate the uprising of the short-lived constitutional monarchy in France and what people considered the happy conclusion of the French Revolution.

The event took place on the Champ de Mars, at the time outside of Paris but now the site of the Eiffel Tower. The place had been transformed voluntarily by the population of Paris in what was recalled as the Wheelbarrow Day.

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J'espère que vous avez un jour merveilleux, écoutez la La Marseillaise, qui est vraiment une chanson tout à fait sanglante, et pense à toutes les choses françaises que vous aimez !

I hope you have a wonderful day, listen to La Marseillaise, which is really a quite gory song, and think of all of the French things you love!

Blogger Sponsorship Article in the NY Times

There was an excellent article in the New York Times about the line between sponsors and/or advertisers and bloggers, and what the bloggers should disclose. As more marketers see the influence of bloggers, they are sending them products to review and discuss. However bloggers do not always reveal that they have been given these products.
The article in the TImes specifically discussed a blogger called "Classymommy" (ugh) who has reviewed more than 1,500 products on her blog. Alghough she does acknowledge which posts are "sponsored" and which are her own, many bloggers do not. I think at this level of "sponsored posts" in a blog, then it becomes one big commercial. In journalism, there's always been a sharp line between the reporting side and the advertising side, so that there's no influence.
I had a rather sharp discussion with a food blogger who was sent sushi-quality fish, high grade meats, kitchen utensils and small appliances and much more, without ever acknowledging that she had been given the items in hopes that she'd write a positive post about them (which she did). I thought that this was unethical. When I do talk about a commercial venture, I am doing it to share information and no other reason.

I receive loads of PR e-mails and always refuse to post about them, for several reasons. Most of what I am sent shows that the person hasn't really taken the time to read my blog. I write about what I think is interesting, and am not willing to flack for someone else. I also know that lots of the other bloggers are receiving the same e-mails, and I tend to follow my own road. I have also received offers of product, but I have turned that down as well, because I think that it puts the blog on a slippery slope towards becoming an advertising vehicle.

What are your thoughts on blogs promoting certain products? Do you or would you do it? Why or why not?


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Sunday, 12 July 2009

Bits & Pieces

I had lunch with my mother today and she told me about a story that she’d read in the NY Times yesterday. There are 30 pianos scattered about London and they’re available for people to play at any time. The project is called Play Me, I’m Yours. Some are in very touristy spots like Portobello Road (Hi HOBAC !) and others are in places not familiar to tourists, like St. Mary-le-Bow church. I think that this is a brilliant idea, and I love this picture of a group of businessmen singing around a piano in Liverpool Station. Here’s a video of a man playing at Portobello.

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I was at Book Thing today, twice actually. The first time, I couldn’t even get into the parking lot, so I went back later and was able to find a spot. I thought the shelves would be empty after all of the morning’s activity, but I got about a dozen books, including a copy of “The House in My Head”, which I will give to one of you. Over the past two years, I have found a few copies of both this book and the other book Dorothy Rogers wrote, “My Favorite Things”. If you’d like this copy, which is in excellent condition, just leave a comment, and I’ll put Connor to work reading the comments and picking one on Friday.

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Even though this book is nearly 50 years old, it offers amazing insight to building a house from scratch. Leave a comment if you’re interested in it!

Friday, 10 July 2009

My Worst Words

I am a huge fan of the UK's Guardian newspaper for its alternative point of view and myriad stories that we never see in the US news. I also love it when they ask their readers for their point of view on things and I have found some of the funniest writing there.
Right now, they're running a story on words that make you wince. Not as much for being gramatically incorrect, but because you can't bear the sound of them. Most of the words are not obsene or disgusting, but ones that just make people squirm. One of the most frequently cited is:That doesn't bother me too much, but wound does.It is usually prefaced by gaping or open, and it just turns me green. Same as this word:I had a friend who couldn't abide the words snack or sneaker. The combination of those sounds made her crazy. (In an e-mail, she told me that with an eight-year old son, she can now tolerate snack.) What makes me crazy is the practice of morphing a perfectly good noun into a verb. The worst example for me is gifted or gifting. What's wrong with gave?
What is the word that just makes your skin crawl? Why?

Thursday, 9 July 2009

Jamie Drake in My Mailbox

Do you know Little Augury? She's relatively new to the blogging world, just starting in January. She's currently doing a series of interviews about books with some of the most influential bloggers, including An Aesthete's Lament, Mrs. Blandings, JCB and my friend, the late, great House of Beauty & Culture.
In conjunction with some of these interviews, she's giving away some of her books, and I was lucky enough to be chosen to receive Jamie Drake's New American Glamour. It arrived at my office this mornning beautifully wrapped in fabulous pink paper.
Oh, my gosh! What a gorgeous book! I can NOT wait to spend some time reading through this book and studying the pictures.
Thank you so much, Little Augury!

Wednesday, 8 July 2009

Hampton Court Flower Show

Hampton Court Palace, just outside of London in Richmond, on the Thames, was home to Henry VIII, who came to the throne 500 years ago. Each summer, the Palace hosts the Hampton Court Flower show which has a more down-to-earth feeling than the Chelsea show.
In honour of the 500th anniversary, there are gardens for each of Henry VIII's wives. Do you know the rhyme to tell them apart? Divorced, beheaded, died; Divorced, beheaded, survived. Simple, no? This is the garden for his wife, Katherine Howard (beheaded, round two).As you take the train into London, you can still see a lot of these old gypsy caravans in gardens. It's a reminder of older times. Wow! If people have issues with clotheslines, can you imagine what they'd say about these planters? I love the way they've used an old postbox as a fountain. When you see these old boxes, you can tell their age by the initials on the front. This one is probably from the reign of King George VI. You can still see some with Queen Victoria's initials. This is a topiary of the shop Mary Rose, which sank in 1545 and was raised in 1982. I wish that we had shows like this here, but we don't have the gardening tradition that the UK does.

Tuesday, 7 July 2009

The Most Expensive Verizon Fix…Ever!

So, the guy from Verizon just left – he arrived about 3:30 p.m. I got several auto-calls from VZ, as well as a two-part text, all telling me that they would be at my house before 7:00 p.m. The service guy was delightful and apologized to me for VZ’s crap customer service. He told me that they hear it all of the time from people and that the frustration level with the customer service is out of this world.

As I was driving home from work yesterday, I realized that I didn’t have anything for breakfast this morning, because I usually pick up a bagel and coffee on the way to work. So I stopped at a store that I am unfamiliar with and had a little accident. v70silver The front part of my car, which is very low, got caught on one of those cement things at the end of the parking space and ripped my radiator’s bottom. Anti-freeze gushed out. It was horrible. I had to have the car towed to the service station.

So, with the two days of work that I missed and have to take vacation to cover, and this repair, the bad service from VZ has cost me a lot!!! I still hate them, even though my service is back on.

Monday, 6 July 2009

Final Restoration Hardware Warehouse Sale

Restoration Hardware has a huge warehouse about 20 miles north of Baltimore that is open to the public once every few months. Unfortunately, they're closing this warehouse and moving it, and it will no longer be open to the public once they move.
Their final sale is from July 8th to 12th and they're advertising savings of from 75% to 95%. I have gotten some incredible deals there, including crystal ornaments, originally priced at $12.99 for 49¢. I bought some pewter vases for $2.00 that were originally about $25 each. Here's a post about some of my great deals. Most of their furniture is too big for my house, but their smaller things were great deals!
Here are the details of the sale, with times and directions.

Saturday, 4 July 2009

I am a Pirate

It’s the 4th of July and I am at home with Connor, who is deathly afraid of fireworks and is drugged to the gills. He’s joined by his puppy-pal, Halas, who is a bit better with fireworks.

I am pirating a signal from a neighbour’s unsecured wireless service, and it’s nice to have some access – even if it is limited.

This morning, I went to a local parade right in one of the downtown neighbourhoods. 7-4 002Even though it’s in the middle of the city, it had that small –town feeling. 7-4 010

Everyone in the neighbourhood, along with their friends, parades around the block, 7-4 011up on to Federal Hill 7-4 014 and then back to the starting point.

After the parade, there were games for the kids, including egg races, limboing and water balloon tossing and hula-hooping contests. 7-4 031 Everyone dresses for the day in red, white and blue 7-4 025and decorates their houses accordingly. 7-4 032

I hope you had a safe and happy holiday!

Happy 4th!

As the United States celebrates its 233rd birthday, I'd like to wish everyone a safe and happy day, regardless of where you live!

Thursday, 2 July 2009

I HATE VERIZON EVEN MORE NOW!

So, I took off the day from work to meet the Verizon technician who was supposed to be at the house between 8:00 a.m. and noon. When they hadn't arrived by 12:30, I called and went through the whole voice mail phone tree hell. When I finally got someone from repairs, they said I must have MISUNDERSTOOD! The appointment was for the 7th, not the 2nd! I thought my head would explode! I slammed my hand down on the counter, and think I broke my thumb.

Sitting in Starbux now and trying to calm down. What a nightmare. What horrible customer service.

Wednesday, 1 July 2009

I HATE VERIZON

When I got home yesterday, my internet wasn't working, so I did all the things that usually re-start it, and it still didn't work. So I took a stiff drink and called Verizon. After about 10 minutes of voicemail hell, I finally got "Joe" who is probably really Sidhar in India. He was perfectly pleasant, according to his script, but couldn't solve my problem.

So he put in a service call, resulting in the news that someone would indeed come out to the house, but not until JULY 7!!! An entire week from yesterday! Seriously, with the number of people who work from home, and the reliance on the internet, how do they expect someone not to have access for more than a week?

I asked to speak to a supervisor, and after 50 minutes on the phone, I heard some clicks and then got a dial-tone. After several mojitos, I finally called back, only to be disconnected again. The third time, after more than an hour and a half on the phone, I got the service person to agree to come tomorrow, and to even narrow down the time to a four hour block, instead of the original 13 hour time-frame they offered.

The most ironic thing is that they asked for my e-mail and this morning, I got a lovely e-mail from Verizon saying that they hope that my interaction with them was satisfactory. STUPID PEOPLE... I DO NOT HAVE INTERNET, SO HOW CAN I READ YOUR E-MAIL!!! (Except at work, which doesn't count!)

Suffice to say, posting will be sporadic until this is fixed. Thanks for letting me vent! Tell me your Verizon horror stories!